RE: Lui Marco's posing contest

Response to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ntynWYZKY&feature=watch_response_rev

Q&A:

Why are you wearing a hat?
Because I like the color. It's yellow, like me.

Why are you so sweaty?
Posing gets me hot.

Why are you so red?
Posing gets me red.

Are you Jackie Chan?
If that's what you want to hear, then yes.